I would never buy a shamwow becuase that guy is sketchy and im pretty sure he is some kind pervert
If i hear Brighter than the Sun by Colbie Caillat one more freaking time i will quickly but surly end my life
What do you call a man on the floor… Mat
Had dinner with mussolini. Kinda weird, rather not talk about it
So today outside of work i was drinking a dr. Pepper and a bird thought i looked like a good place to drop his load, and so he did. Not knowing what to do while this bird perched on a ledge and glared at me, i stared back and flipped him the bird…
I wonder what polar bears think of black bears?
I laugh when i see myself naked
I WILL EAT RAW EGGS IN ANYTHING!!
I don’t know about you but i prefer my bananas soggy.
lets hope Asians never overpopulate, or we may have to find a new way of transportation
I see burritos as the support beams in life
I think if i was white i would just have to stab myself
i recently switched religions to Islam. there a very explosive people
I visited the health department the other day, i was not expecting those bumps to be herpes